Zombie Christmas

I was lying in my bed on Christmas Eve
Then something happened that I couldn’t believe
The sound of chains dragging down the street
It was a Zombie Christmas

It all went wrong when the day became night
Everyone in town had to run for their lives
Couldn’t even check if my gift had arrived
It was a Zombie Christmas

All the angels singing
Christmas time has come
Oh man you’d better run, run, run!
All the bells are ringing
Christmas time is here
I hate this time of year!

Winter wonderland and a silent night
It’s only gonna happen if you put up a fight
Just be careful, because they bite
It’s a Zombie Christmas

They don’t feel the cold when it’s 50 below
You see them sucking brains out in the snow
And don’t get caught beneath the mistletoe
At the Zombie Christmas

All the angels singing
Christmas time has come
Oh man you’d better run, run, run!
All the bells are ringing
Christmas time is here
I hate this time of year!

They came in through the chimney when the people in the house were sleeping
They didn’t fill our stockings and there wasn’t anywhere to hide
Well I don’t want to have my last Noel
We’d better kick those zombies back to Hell
If we want to live to tell the Zombie Christmas!

All the angels singing
Christmas time has come
Oh man you’d better run, run, run!
All the bells are ringing
Christmas time is here
I hate this time of year!

All the angels singing
Christmas time is here
I hate this time of year!