Jesus the Reindeer

Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet
Cupid, Donder, Blitzen, Rudolph
Jesus!

It’s Jesus the reindeer
Jesus the reindeer
Flying through the snow, oh, oh
Everybody knows

It’s Jesus the reindeer
Jesus the reindeer
Flying through the air, oh, oh
See him everywhere

Aries, Cancer, Joey, Chandler
Sancho Panza, Sarah Palin
Jesus!

It’s Jesus the reindeer
Jesus the reindeer
Flying through the snow, oh, oh
Everybody knows

It’s Jesus the reindeer
Jesus the reindeer
Flying through the air, oh, oh
See him everywhere

Flying through the air, oh, oh
See him everywhere
It’s Jesus!

Asshole the snowman
Asshole the snowman
Melting in the yard
That asshole went too far